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Saturday, March 25, 2006

HATACHI~~~~~~~

In Japan, those who will turn 20 years old (hatachi) is honoured with a national holiday, Seijin-Shiki (Coming of Age day), which falls on second Monday of January. 20 years old is considered the legal age in Japan, where one can vote and drink.
On this special day, women wear special kimonos called furisode and men wear hakama or business suits and are invited to the local city offices to commemorate their transformation into adulthood.
After that, it's a special day to go partying and drinking (when better is it to go booze bingeing). Just imagine every 20year old Japanese in Japan doing it. A united affair of the embracement of adulthood, on one single special day.
In Singapore, however, its usually private meals with close friends or if you're lucky, a chalet with all your pals. That is, if your birthday dont fall during exam period, then its rescheduling of your day of birth, or give the teacher a big duck egg as your birthday gift. haha...
On my last day as a 19year old, I could not understand why I knew this birthday was going to be kinda special. Maybe because 20 years old in Singapore is still the metamorphosis stage of transformation from an "old" teenager to waking up one day (your next birthday) and finding you're a full-grown man.
Here's a pic of my last meal as a 19year old kid. Chicken chop with Garlic sauce.

Delightful!

Anyway, mine started off with a haircut I desperately need, to tidy up the mane that's reaching for my toes. It was perfect. Tidy and short.
After going back home and slack alittle, I was up and about again. No way was I going to rot at home and see my precious Hatachi birthday getting abducted by time. So I decided to go town for a long stroll and see what's the world doing on my birthday. It was a peaceful and refreshing experience. Sometimes, one just needs some quiet time to discover once more the rich ever-changing realm around him and touch the soul of his amazing world. Here's a photographic tale of my journey.



Ok... it looks abit too much of an urban jungle rather than an enlightening spiritual experience but hey, I am in Singapore. The tree spirits and wood nymphs now hides in concrete fingers reaching for the stars and a giant river where the duck-tours operates their cheesey tourist-dollar-sucking sampans from. haha.. Anyway, after my so-called mesmorising experience as a local tourist, I saw a crab in a small drain near my home, so I ran back home, grab a net and found myself a new pet for my birthday. Here's a photo of the rather disgruntled captive:

my precious...........

Thursday, March 23, 2006

goodbye a 19

It's 11.59pm now on March 23 2006.
The final moment of my 19years of my life is almost over.
And the clock is still ticking away, ticking away since the day I was borned, the moment I started to walk and tottered around in amazement of the wonderful world ahead, and through my care-free primary school days, ticking pass by rough teenage years, broken, scarred, yet time still goes on, down a road unwinding towards an eternal path.
I forget my past, I can't see my future, with eyes blindfolded, through the tunnel, I could only try to catch up.
Try to catch up.
Try to find my way.
Through a destiny I was meant to fulfil.

Fear.
Sorrow.
Joy
Anger.
Pain.
Love.
My 6 loyal mules forever my beasts of burden, following me whereforth my journey takes me, and I cannot leave them. Nor, chained at the feet, can they ever forsake me. Yet I am no master, I am the slave. Beatened, abused, tortured, though not yet defeated.
Reflections.
Of the love for a fish soft toy my granny made for me.
Plucked.
Of the catching games we played in the primary school courtyard.
Plucked.
Of the mornings getting up at pre-dawn hours to throw on a school uniform.
Plucked.
My chinchilla.
Plucked.
My virgin year as a struggling Poly student.
Plucked.
Like petals off a dying rose, slowly but continuously, without mercy, time plucks yet another petal. Only, the memories of the petals I once had and lost still runs through, yet memories wither away. And time wins another victory.
Like the Malaysia Airlines slogan in their ad goes,
with every destination comes an unforgettable journey
At the end of my life,
I won't regret.
I won't forget.
The journey I sacrificed tears and blood for, the experience of being who I am, and the people I met; who reached out and changed my destiny, forever.
An unforgettable journey it is.
If I could turn back time.
I would.
If I could do it all over again.
I would.
But it is too late to regret what I did
yet too early to give in to time.
Better catch up now, for I might just fall behind.
Kesshite Akiramenai
"Never Surrender"

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

postcards from ~JAPAN~

a flight through ~JAPAN~

What is the most breathtaking thing to do over a weekend? Definately means taking a short break to Tokyo, the vibrant pulsing heart of Japan, where 12 million people resides and where I wandered along, in its beautiful neonlit streets and endless crowds hurrying about. My weekend getaway with my mom started with a flight to Japan, onboard Japan Airlines. The stewardesses, 2 of them Singaporeans, are very pretty. Well, at least, in my opinion, the young sweet ones. Our aircraft is a new, less than 1 and a half years old Boeing 737-346/ER. Plane number:JA611J. It was a comfortable flight, though it was quite packed.
When we reached Narita, we hopped on the bus (transfers are included in the package) to Ikebukuro, Tokyo. It was a slow, sleepy journey as we had encountered a traffic jam. No surprise as the expressway is like 2 lanes wide. Looking out the window, we can see cars, mostly Toyotas, a few BMWs and Mercedes and Hondas, passing us by; most are equipped with small TVs. After 2 hours, after reaching Sunshine City Prince Hotel, we jumped off the bus and checked in. It was already late so we decided to go to Ikebukuro train station to get some stuff to eat. We found a food hall in Seibu and had some "dim sum"-like edibles. By the way, train stations in Tokyo are huge labyrinths with exits everywhere and connections to giant shopping centres, and not to mention, an endless flow of people rushing here and there. After grabbing something light to eat, we went to Shinjuku, the colourful nightlife district of Tokyo. Passing Studio Alta, we went into a Ramen shop, where you had to buy a meal ticket from a machine, similar to a can machine and present it to the waiter. He then gives you a questionaire, which asks how would you like the noodles, soft? thick soup? with spices and garlic? It was a new experience for me and the ramen was delicious! Gochisosama deshita.
After the meal we wandered along Shinjuku, looking at the crowds of young adults and salari-men, and also many flyer-givers and Karaoke-promoters, donning huge blue raincoat-like attire. At Kabuki-cho (the red-light district), there were also smartly-dressed young men, waiting for customers, outside shops with posters of girls on them. But it was not at all a shabby place, neon lights replaced the sun and assorted colours filled up the surroundings. At the Hanazono-jinja, we caught our first sighting of cherry blossoms. Under the dim lights of the shrine, the few scattered pink flowers still looked beautiful. Shinjuku is undoubtfully a colourful experience. Walking around left us exhausted and we went back to our hotel for a good night's rest.

Day 2 began with a train ride back to Shinjuku and we took a South Exit to the Tokyo Metropolitan Office Building through a underground tunnel, kinda like a scaled-down version of Singapore's Citylink Mall. Unfortunately, the building was so quiet and we assumed it was closed, then we went to Shinjuku Chuo Koen, where we saw more cherry blossoms or sakura. Many trees are still bare though, with cherry blossoms buds on their branches. They wont bloom for another week or so I guess. We also visited the Kumano-Jinja, a 15th century shrine at the northwest corner of the park, where the homeless of Tokyo lives in makeshift tents of blue plastic sheets. After that, we checked out the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Office or Tocho once more. We were directed to the basement by the sign on the door and soon, we were shooting up in an elevator to the 45th floor, where we had a spectacular view of Tokyo's skyline. Nucleated as the buildings are, it is a sign of a well-developed Asian city. We also had a bird's eye view of Shinjuku Gyoen and Meiji Shrine in Yoyogi Park which we would tour around later.
Feeling hungry as we walked back to Shinjuku, we went to Lumine and MyLord shopping complexes to find some authentic Japanese food to eat. It proves to be a tedious task as most restaurants serve Italian pasta and pizzas. In the end, we settled for a restaurant called Cafe Est Est!, and I had a beef bowl. By the way, the Japanese wipe their hands with small wet towels before they eat. Miso soup is usually drank first, from the bowl itself. Japanese chopsticks are wooden, unlike their Chinese (plastic) or Korean (metal) counterparts. The Japanese say "itadakimasu" as to give thanks for the meal before eating and "gochisosama deshita" after the meal, meaning, "it was a feast". The bill is presented face-down with the meal, after which you bring to the cashier's table and hands it to the waiter. When paying, cash is placed on a plate next to the cash register instead of giving it to the cashier directly.
After our meal, we headed to Shinjuku Gyoen. I learnt that in Tokyo, if you don't know the directions, ask the nearest security guard, who are more than willing to assist. In a splattering of Japanese, I enquired, "Shinjuku Koen wa doko desu ka." (Where is Shinjuku Garden?) and we were soon directed on our way. At the park, you have to pay tickets at 200yen per person from a machine, kinda like those you get in the train stations. It was a wonderfully peaceful stroll in the park. We caught sight of sakura, in white, light pink, dark pink... and many Japanese photographers with lens twice as big as my camera eagerly taking photos of the beautiful flowers. Others just have picnics under the trees, an early celebration of Hanami, the cherry blossom festival. There we also saw giant crows bigger than chihuahuas with a "caw caw caw" call of a lower pitch than those we have in Singapore.
After our breathtaking view of Japanese flora and landscape, we took a train down to Harajuku, where we strolled to the Meiji Shrine. Outside the station, there was a band and a few girls in cos-play attire. One Singaporean misassumption about cos-play is that the cool and hip guys and girls dress up to show off. In truth, its actually school children who are rejected by their peers and ostracised who wear extreme gothic attires during the weekends to seek the attention they do not enjoy during the school week. Anyway, it was a long walk from the station to the shrine, passing the giant torii gates made from 1700 year old cypress trees from Ali-san in Taiwan and lush evergreen plants and trees. There we witnessed two wedding ceremonies taking place. Men are dressed smartly in black suits whilst the women go for the traditional kimonos. We also saw some people praying. The Japanese wash their hands and mouth with water from a basin of water before proceeding to the hall of worship, where they throw coins into the offering box, ring the bell, bow twice with hands together, clap twice and bow once more. Clapping of hands is to make sure the Shinto deity is listening and also for the sound which divided chaos into heaven and earth and gave rise to Japan.
After we left the shrine, we walked down Takeshita-dori, a fashion street for the younger Japanese teens. Goth shops and fast food outlets abounds. I saw a full gothic set for girls costing 14400 yen ($200). There was a four-floored 100yen shop called Daiso Harajuku with all products priced at 105yen (5% consumer tax). We bought some candy and I bought two Japanese cards. Then we walked down Meiji-dori where we got sort of lost as we wandered here and there. It began to rain and thankfully, my mom brought an umbrella. Strolling along the rather quiet streets, we finally reached a familiar landmark, a stretch of road called Aoyoma-Dori. There, we asked for directions (from another security guard) and got to Omotesando-dori, an avenue lined with huge, bare trees, with high-end boutiques like Louis Vuitton, it is also known as Tokyo's "Champs Elysees". We wandered down, past Hanae Mori Building before going to Oriental Bazaar, selling alot of tourists stuff and packed with Caucasians, to find a toilet. Relief came in the form of a key tied to a big grey plastic pole to a locked but very clean toilet on the 4th floor.
After that, we went pass Omotesando Hills, 6 floors of upmarket shops, resturants and saloons, to reach Harajuku, where we went into Laforet Harajuku. I had thought it might be a good place to get some authentic hip Japanese wear, but only girls attire was discovered there. Hungry enough, we went in search of a warm Japanese meal.
However, everywhere we looked, we could only find pasta and pizza restaurants. Apparently, western food is more popular with the younger crowds than traditional Japanese fare. We managed to find a small restaurant near some can machines. (By the way the can machines in Tokyo serve hot can ocha {Japanese tea}). And because dustbins are scarce, many people just throw the litter into the narrow space between buildings. Anyway, the menu at the restaurant was in Japanese, so in my best Japanese, I asked the middle-aged Japanese waitress, "o-susame wa nan desu ka." (what would you recommend?). She pointed at some Japanese words and I made out what she said, "katsu-don" which is breaded pork with egg in a bowl of rice, my mom had tempura with rice. It was a warm meal to perk up the cold evening.
After that we took a train now to Shibuya, paying the minimum fare of 130yen. It was a giant shopping district similar to Shinjuku. There, we used the Shibuya 109 building as a landmark and explored our way around, stopping to go into Tokyu Hands, a 6 story (with each story divided into 1A, 1B, 2A, 2B and so on). There are many stuff to buy there, including stuff belonging to toilets (toilet bowl covers, soap bottles), the nature (seashells, feathers, minerals, fossils), on people (halloween costumes, collar pins, bags) and much more. We didnt find anything special to buy so we headed back to Shibuya 109, on the way wandering into Parco part 2. I did look at some waist wallet chains, which was really expensive. One plain coloured one which you can get for $10+ in Singapore costs a whooping $60-70 there. I find its too expensive even for authentic Japanese gear. After buying a dessert which looks like a plain roti-prata wrapping around cream and strawberries, we walked around Shibuya, breathing in the hustle and bustle of Tokyo's Saturday night. We then went to a fruit stall near the Shibuya station and bought some strawberries before finally ending our long day by a train (it was peak hour and the trains were rather crowded but not to the extent of becoming a sardine can) and a few minutes walk back to our hotel room. The strawberries proved very soft and delicious. Oishiine~

We woke up the next morning early, at 6.30 Tokyo time, which is 5.30 Singapore time. The sun had already risen. (kinda like 7am in the morning in Singapore) and we headed out to Ueno, by the JR Yamanote Line (ticket 160yen). It seemed the previous night was raining yet we had slept so soundly we were unaware of it. It was a cold day. >_< We walked around Ueno Park, in which there is a zoo. We did see some cherry blossoms and past by the Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music. Walking along the perimeter of the park, we strolled by some apartments and housing before walking to Toshogu Shrine. The peaceful stroll through the park was a good way to begin our day.
After which we took a train back to Ikebukuro where we packed our bags as we had to check out at 11am. After saying "sayonara" to the hotel room, we went to walk around Seibu, hoping to buy some Japanese snacks. In the basement, where the food stuff are, there are many stuff to sample, and as many promotors welcoming, "Irrasshaimase! Irrasshaimase!" and when you show interest in the food, they will smile, "dozo" (please feel free {to try the samples}). We notice when the Japanese sample food, they cup their hand, with the knuckle facing upwards, then the food promotor will place a sample of food on the hand. I guess it's for hygiene reasons. Strict hygiene in Japanese culture can be seen along the streets, where people with face masks are as common as people with glasses. We also noticed right in the beginning of the day, people are queuing up to go in Pachinko Parlours. Anyway, after going to Seibu Loft, I had a bento-box lunch before we headed to walk around the streets of Ikebukuro. After a last min stop to buy a jacket, we went back to the hotel and awaited for our transfer to the airport.
Check-in was a breeze though there was some queuing. I noticed a Caucasian looking woman and her young children with many huge luggage. Only noticing her flight is to GRU and that the woman at the counter spoke to her in Japanese, I realised she's Brazilian Japanese, descendents of Japanese migrants who worked in Brazil's plantations after WWII. After that we went to the observation deck to look at the planes. There were some JAL 747-400s and some ANA planes. All blocked by buildings in one way or another so I didnt take much photos. Later I had ramen at a restaurant where everyone was smoking like no one's business. It tasted good. After which we took an escalator down to go into the departure hall. To our horror, we saw a huge throng of people queuing up there. I was fearful we would miss our flight. Thankfully, it went smoothly through th "anti-hijacking" screening (though I had to remove my belt) and we were soon on a yellow shuttle train to a Satellite building to catch our flight at gate C85.
Our plane is the same model as we took to Tokyo but its in the old Japan Airlines colours. The registration is JA602J and is about 4 years old. Our scheduled departure was delayed by 10 mins to 5.40pm and I was given the opportunity to take some more plane pics. I was glad to catch two American Airlines B777-200. Anyway, our flight had 6 Japanese stewardesses and 2 Singaporean stewardesses. One of them was very beautiful. Boy.. what does a guy got to do to get her attention. (Press the "flight attendent call" button of course! Nah.. wasn't that evil {or perverted}) For dinner, I had grilled "Hoki" fish with steamed rice whilst my mom had beef with noddles. It tasted great! After dinner, I watched Tim Burton's Corpse Bride on my personal screen. It was quite comical. Not a great ending but the show was filled with word-play and humour such as, "why would you want to go up there when people are dying to get down here". As we passed by the Philippines, I could see the bright lights in the city. It was a nice view. After that I learnt Japanese with the Language learning programme. It was cool. I learnt that for months, you add a "-gatsu" behind the number. For example, "Ichigatsu" for January, "Nigatsu", February, "Sangatsu", March and so on. By the way, the actor, Edmund Chen, and his family, were on our flight, and he kept getting up of his seat, and standing around, as though trying to show off. My mom said that he was "haolian" haha.. It was afterall, a very smooth, relaxing and enjoyable flight. We reached Singapore at 12.18am in the morning.
Though the journey was short, the experience had been truely amazing.
Shumatsu wa totemo tanoshikatta desu.
I was tired from the trip but refreshed and eager to continue with the unending path of a life's journey.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Japan Airlines

Japan
An adventure awaits...
in the Land of the Rising Sun
Ready or not,
Here I come!
>_<

Monday, March 13, 2006

It's Scandinavian

"It's Scandinavian". The slogan of Scandinavian Airlines SAS. The flag carrier of where else, Scandinavia. More specifically, the Kingdoms of Denmark, Norway and Sweden. (The Republics of Finland and Iceland are theorically not part of Scandinavia). Here is a photo I took of the particular airline in discussion in Bangkok.
Anyway, the topic today is focusing on the ice-kingdoms where this fine airline hails from. The lands where legendary Vikings once proudly marched, where the contemporary Scandinavian styles and designs are inspired (think Ikea and Royal Copenhagen), where you can discover beautiful blonde blue-eyed Nordic women, and the savoury Swedish meatballs they make, not to mention the city from which the psychological response, Stockholm Syndrome, borrowed its name from and perhaps, 3 kingdomfuls of alcohol addicts?

Well, it all started at a thread in a forum at airliners.net, which claims to be the biggest aviation site in the world. The thread which is titled "The Mystery of the Scandinavian Passenger?", was started by an observant KLM Royal Dutch Airlines flight attendent, username KLMcedric, who noticed passengers of Scandinavian origin would ask for 2 to 3 drinks at one time (no, not one wine and one juice like most passengers would ask) but as the thread-starter described, "(for) Non-alcoholic they'll often order softdrink+juice+water all at the same time. (for) Alcoholic they'll often order 1 or 2 bottle's of wine + gin-tonic/screwdriver/bloody mary etc"
This curious behaviour was also observed by other members in the forum, FrenchPilot described his experience as a flight attendent for CityJet on a Sweden-bound flight, "I will always remember my first flight, my colleagues didn't brief me on that particular situation, and as I served my very first passenger asked for (I will always remember that one!): a coke, a perrier, a red whine, a coffee, a whiskey and a brandy. So I gave her everything except the brandy since we don't have that, so she asked for another red whine. I thought she ordered for the whole row............ Well nope!!!! Was ALL for herself!!!!"
Another forum reader, Starlionblue, supported with his own experience, "Back in 1997 or so, I visited the cockpit of a BA (British Airways) 744 (B747-400 aircraft) LHR (London) -LAX (Los Angeles). The pilots asked me how things were "back there". When I told them we ran out of booze they immediately exclaimed: "Must be full of Scandinavians then! Always happens..."
This thread caught the eyes of many puzzled Europeans as well as Scandinavians who tried their best to explain the Scandinavian obsession with liquor. Theories ran from overpriced liquor due to a Swedish beer monopoly to the Scandinavian unfamiliarity towards complimentary drinks to "the Viking tradition of storing and hoarding" or even the frozen temperatures up north which attributed to the Scandinavian obsession with alcoholic beverages. (yeah, blame it on the weatherman).
The Europeans were quick to do comparisions against the isolated and cornered Norsemen, Pelican claims, "I got the impression that even Danes (especially women) drink more than Germans when they go out." A fellow German, ZakHH, resigns to life, "But this "it-is-included-so-I-want-to-have-it" is some sort of Scandinavian thing. Well, I can live with it."
Another quipped, "All the SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) f/a (flight attendents)'s are probably thinking the same about us, 'Why the hell do they only order one drink at a time?"
Many of the theories were suggested with much caution by fellow Europeans, for fear of backlash from their Nordic neighbours. Alot of sweet stuff about Sweden, Denmark and Norway was dabbled in the discussion to prevent an outbreak of World War III in continental Europe.
However, curt comparisions between Norwegians, Swedes and Danes were bluntly made, each nationality pushing the sinful indulgence across one another's usually neutral borders. For an icy moment, I could almost foresee a brawl of Viking proportions, which would have resulted in a delectable spread of Smoked Norwegian Salmon, Smothered Swedish Meatballs and Slivered Danish Pastry. Fortunately, the Dead Norsemen's Banquet was just a bad blondie's nightmare.
Other Europeans were also accused of perculiarities; the Portuguese were flamed for their obsession with sugar ("they will throw 3-4 packets in a small coffee.") while the Italians were bashed for their loud mouths. ( "They speak loudly and for some reason they have the hardest time remaining seated. Always with the standing in the aisles speaking loudly.") Like the movie, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen which I caught on Channel 5 last night, Europe was on the verge of war; war not over an arms race, or abductions of brainy scientists, but over a request for an extra bottle of wine?
What can I say. Cultural traditions runs deep in European blood. Fight for honour, pride and a cold mug of beer! Believe me when I say "It's Scandinavian".

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Well... in other news, on March 10, I got back my exam results! Not going to reveal the details but was slightly better than what I had expected. And on the same day, I shot a night photo of an ANA All Nippon Airways Boeing 777-200, registration JA703A! A good satisfying start to my holidays and rockin' prelude to a new exciting semester! Woohoo!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Cabin Fever

woah... finally had the time to update my blog. Not that I was busy but my sister was hogging the comp for the past few days, rushing to complete some report, while her evil brother (me) so happily laze around and did something, the something being nothing. ahh... this is the life. *evil grin*
Anyway, in line with the SkyCruiser tradition, I decided to blog about the natural beauties of Mother Nature. Didn't know I am a naturalist eh? Well... hope onboard and explore the jungles of the PLANEt with me!
Today, we are going to explore and discover the species of ape which makes the band BUSTED go ga-ga over and even sang a song about. And here's how the lyrics go:


(Let's go!)
(Yeah! Alright!)
Walking through the terminal
I saw something beautiful
You left, for your duty call
Next I'm getting on the plane
That's when I see you again
I can't get you off my brain

(Let's go)
That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The cabin pressure's rising
My coke has got no ice in now

[Chorus:]
Air hostess
I like the way you dress

Though I hate to fly
But I feel much better
Occupied my mind
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Will I see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance?

Air hostess
Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid but it made you smile
You came over for a while
Then you whispered in my ear
The words that I longed to hear
"I want you to thrill me here"

You can't because you're working
The paparazzi's lurking
You didn't know I'm in a band
In England people know me
One photo's worth a hundred grand

[Chorus]

Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na

That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The plane has almost landed
So tell me where I'm standing now

[Chorus]

Cos' you're my air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess
My air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess
Nice song eh. As you may have guessed, the title of this song is "Air Hostess", and these beings are the roots to the sexed-up airline industry. A number of specimens of this bizarre organism will be dissected for our scientific evaluation today. However, I have been unable to obtain high quality photographs of these rare bipedals so forgive my rather amateur sketches.
SPECIMEN I

GENERIC NAME: The Sweet Young Thing
SCIENTIFIC NAME(S): Cabin Virgin, Skyla Greenhorn,
DESCRIPTION: These young nymphs are larvae form of most Sky Girls (others are naturally borned The Bitch, look under Specimen III). Quite helpful and cheerful as they look forward to a new adventure on every flight. However, they tend to be bossed about by the other classes of air hostesses.
BEHAVIOUR: These young chicks flashes sweet smiles and chirps joyfully, "Welcome Aboard". They also tend to wing up and down the aisle trying to cope with more demands than they can handle, all the while displaying that die-hard schoolgirl grin.

SPECIMEN II


GENERIC NAME: The Behemoth
SCIENTIFIC NAME(S): Lumbering Ogressina, Air Hulkstess
DESCRIPTION: These 150kg trolls are way past their prime. Once beautiful Sweet Young Things (see Specimen I) who graced the skies, these beasts of burden now trot up and down the aisle of planes which they can be grandmothers to.
BEHAVIOUR: These gentle giants, friendly and motherly, can be more valuable an asset to the airline than other specimens, with their knowledge and experience. Beware: If you are a guy, do take caution when approached by these mammoths, snorting, "coffee or tea for you, sir?". What they really mean is "coffee, tea or *desperately* Me.... for you, sir?"

SPECIMEN III

GENERIC NAME: The Bitch
SCIENTIFIC NAME(S): THE BITCH
DESCRIPTION: These vile and evil vermin just loves preying on travellers tired and weary on their journey home and also relishes in scratching a dent in the joy of holidaymakers excited about their new trip. If there's a King of the Jungle, she's the Queen of the Aisle. Get out of her way!
BEHAVIOUR: Spits venom, "Keep your seatbeats fastened", "No Eating!", "Stowaway that handset now", "Sorry, there's no more orange juice" at your face or just...
...ignores you completely.

SPECIMEN IV


GENERIC NAME: The Hottie Hostie
SCIENTIFIC NAME(S): Air Stewavenus, Flight Attentiondent
DESCRIPTION: ahhh.... These sassy trolley-dollies sashaying up and down the aisle is every guy's fantasy. Confident, yet polite and gentle, and more importantly, beautiful, perfecto! However, these pretty songbirds might draw the ire of female passengers, most who may try to convince themselves, "it's just the uniform". Also, these exotic beauties are the ones who give the title Air Stewardess that scandalous ring to it. And by exotic beauties, that could mean Singapore's very own Sarong Party Girls. Betcha wondering if they had filtered into our local cabin crew industry? Hell yeah... by the planeload!
BEHAVIOUR: pretty faces, captivating smiles, enchanting voices, sexy catwalks down the aisle, need I say more?

SPECIMEN V


GENERIC NAME: The Man Stewardess
SCIENTIFIC NAME(S): Super Woman
DESCRIPTION: These masculine forms of stewardesses have began making an reappearance after the September 11 attacks in which hapless Sky girls were massacred with box-cutters by evil terrorists and thus, unable to fulfil their duties as aides to the passengers. Stereotypically gay, those that aren't got to sweat it out to uphold their manhood. Those that are, well... just prance merrily up and down the aisle.
BEHAVIOUR: Either gentlemanly and a killer with the lady passengers, or as Specimen I, chirps, "Welcome aboard!" and gives you that schoolgirl grin. Ughh...

Yeah. These are some fine samples of the species "Air Hostess" which you may come across whilst whisking your way around the world. So before you go onboard a plane...
...remember, it's a jungle out there... Have fun!
*ROAR~~~~~*

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Grounded...

Just bored...
A generous chunk of slow Saturday, topped with boredom sauce and accompanied by sloth fries by the side.
Ketchup anyone?

Friday, March 03, 2006

Flight towards Darkness

Today had started out quite uneventfully (as most boring Fridays are), so quickly a week of the holidays has slipped by, and I had barely noticed.
Anyway went out with Ronny to Tampines Mall to catch the cool acti0n movie, Underworld Evolution. This seems to be a sequel to Underworld, which sadly I did not watched, hence I had a hard time grasping the roles of the characters. All I know is there is a raging centuries-long war between the vampires and a breed of werewolves, the Lycan, which becomes complicated by the quest of a powerful vampire hybrid Marcus (who looks very similar, or rather, as gross as Spawn) for world domination or so the story goes.
And so it was a job for the tooth (dark) fairy, seductive vampiress Selene, to make things right. Not without help of course. In this case, help comes in the form of a big bad wolf, vampire-X-werewolf Michael. And under Michael's brute strength, sharp claws and hauntingly savage eyes, and Selene's pearly canines and frozen blue death-stare, blooms a pure love between a wolf-boy and a bat-girl. A lucid portrayal of their animal lust was also sprinkled in, in the form of 30seconds of artistic lovemaking in which Kate Beckinsale's protruding features were unfortunately discreetly hidden from the audience. (Luckily they were not coupling in their bestial form though, that would be just plain gruesome. haha)
Anyway, I would say its a good movie where the real story does not lie in the storyline but in the ceaseless and exciting hand-combat and gun-play. Brute strength and cool weaponry do well explosively hand-in-hand. Ghastly scenes of the rabid werewolves and icy vampires being slained dyed the flick with much gore and violence, no wonder the M18 rating. But its the dark grosteque effects which really sparks up the movie I guess. The movie kept me tense right till the ending.
And as a fan of the realm of darkness, I enjoyed the stygian screenplay. There was no better way to close the week~
~than to witness the bloodthirsty nightrealm filled with the cry of the werewolves and the flight of the vampires...

o~ before I forget, thanks to Ron for the invite! =]

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Flight of the Catfish

Today I went to SGH to have my routine checkup on my ear where the keloids previously was. It was a gruesome wait of 2 hours to see a doctor. I have heard of tales in third world countries where the sick and injured died while trying to seek help due to the few medical facilities around, however, I am beginning to think it's likely to happen in my dear country too, the same one which prides itself in the efficiency of its health sector. What crap!
Anyway, I decided to give myself a treat for enduring the eternal wait and the two almost-deadly injections; treat for the eyes that is.
So I decided to drop by Serangoon to get myself a dirty magazine.
haha... Just kidding. I went to buy some new fish for my aquarium. I couldn't decide on which fish to get so had to use my usual deciding factor, the monetary factor, which pointed me to the tank of small angelfish, $2 for 3. Quite a steal I find. So I scooped up the 3 unlucky ones.

I chose all 3 in a different colour so I can identify them. haha. Last check, they seem alittle shy but getting along well with their fellow tankmates.

I couldn't resist so I bought a packet (another 2bucks) of baby catfish, or as what my hokkien speaking ah ma would identify them, torr saat kia (literally, catfish children). This was going to be the feast for my eyes, literally. Keeping 3 of the biggest ones in my tank as pets, the others.......I tossed into my Dad's Luohan (Flowerhorn) fish tanks to see the Flowerhorns munch on those unfortunate fish fry. They relished those catfish, gobbling each of them like some slimey popcorn with whiskers. What a delightfully sinful sight! MUAHAHAHA!!!

-DevilCruiser outZ