independence air

"Independence Air -
The official airline of the fast, easy and less expensive"
however, now grounded, like a bird with broken wings, Needless to say, independence air was a lowcost American airline based in the District of Columbia (with not quite the typical all-American ricketty old rotten gas-guzzling machines but still not successful all the same) oh well... bankruptcy is part and parcel of the aviation industry after all.
In my case however, it was the flight of independence! My exams are freaking over! The smell of the fresh air of freedom that embraces me sure smells great.
The past few days had been really busy. Barely getting enough sleep over my exams. But I guess some poor scandalised cheerleader ain't no better than me. I was astounded to see the hit counter on my site jumping off the scale after my mentioning of the name "Tammy". So if you had come to find the notoriously obsence video,

IT'S NOT HERE!

It's for Tammy and her mystery boyfriend and all the people who watched it to know and for you to find out. Too bad.

Anyway, the Singapore daily reported today on how the couple just wanna forget everything and move on. hmmmz... This definately, in my opinion, is pure lion's courage; this you gotta admit you gotta admire them. To face up to the consequences of their actions with as much dignity and respect one can gather, despite risking getting on the bus and hearing *heehee* giggles from the cheekohpek in the green "give up seat for elderly" seat or hearing endless gossip from looselips (not the one between her legs) scandalmongers. All the best to you guys.

But before I close my chapter on this hairy patch on Tammy or rather, Singapore's history, I would like to conduct a Behaviour Modification Programme which I had learnt in my course of study on hers truely.

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SUBJECT: TAMMY

AGED:17

OCCUPATION: STUDENT slash PORN*

STATUS: SCANDALISED

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STEP 1: IDENTIFICATION OF CRITICAL BEHAVIOUR (DESIRABLE AND UNDESIRABLE)

Define critical behaviour (desirable and undesirable)

~> undesirable - unwilling artistes in a highly-sought after rauchy amateur video focusing on pre-maritial sex.

~> desirable - not being in it!

Critical behaviour must be measurable

~>10 minutes long according to the highly reliable Straits Times

Critical behaviour must have impact on performance

~>sexually wise..... uh huh...

STEP 2: MEASUREMENT OF CRITICAL BEHAVIOUR

Conduct audit check (to establish baseline performance)

~> One deep blue flick is good enough~

Method used for audit check

~> Watch the video. (sounds kinda like what Sadako would say)

Tool used to capture information

~> Tallysheet (whatever that is)

STEP 3: CONDUCT FUNCTIONAL ANALYSIS (A-B-C ANALYSIS)

Antecedents - what happens before behaviour

~>HORNY

~>HORNY

~>HORNY

Behaviour - what the person say or does:

~>*CENSORED*

**explicit content. Not suitable for minors.

Consequences - what happens after the behaviour

~> Tammy's privates undeniably became household names

~> NYP gained unwarranted fame

~> Old bird Annabelle gets tossed in the history books

STEP 4: DEVELOPMENT & IMPLEMENTATION OF INTERVENTION STRATEGY

Objective of intervention strategy - to decelerate undesirable behaviour

Reinforcement Strategy used:

Extinction - weakens undesirable behaviour by the withdrawal of a pleasant outcome that is reinforcing it.

~>undesirable behaviour: Tammy performing bedroom acrobatics. Lights! Camera! ACTION!

~>pleasant outcome: Personal enjoyment of watching the video on hp privately.

~>withdrawal of pleasant outcome: Public enjoyment of watching the video.

End result: Undesirable behaviour weakened. (Indefinite postponment of any (if any) more filming of the starlet)

STEP 5: EVALUATION OF INTERVENTION

Purpose to evaluate effectiveness of the intervention of the intervention programme.

Effective if Decrease in frequency of undesirable behaviour

check! Guranteed safe to say there will be no more of the starcrossed lovers starring in passionate yet graphic star-crossed love epics from now on!

Behavioural Modification Programme: SUCCESS!

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After careful psychological analysis of the subject, Dr. Skycruiser (to all the folks in my school, that's doctor not Debit!) has concluded that the subject will likely pursue a career non-parallel to the entertainment industry. Chapter closed! But earnestly, I wish her the best of luck, for you really can't change the past, but you can definately alter your future. Hope is in believing.

Believe me.