Coffee, tea or me?

My title is somewhat a degratory slogan for flight stewardesses but still, I dare say it would suit some of these high-flying ladies. Well, I'm not gonna banter on and on about slutty trollie-dollies though. Today, the star lady is NYP's IT school's very own TAMMY.
hmmm.. maybe I should change the title to "Coffee, tea or Tammy?"
ha.
Anyway I was astounded to read the news title "Nanyang Poly probing sex video clip", under what else, the PRIME section of the MAIN section of today (February 20 2006)'s The Straits Times. What a eye-catching headline to perk up my Monday blues.
Anyway, the story goes that a 10min long (4.8MB) documentary of Tammy, a 17 year old IT student and cheerleader from NYP, and her boyfriend frolicking about, has been "massed emailed to lecturers and students in the school". It was apparently stolen by a "girl who was jealous of her (Tammy's) popularity". (Yeah, being popular as the school slut eh..) Apparently the girl who distributed it wanted the lecherous lecturers and fellow hormone-raging students of NYP to appreciate human beauty at it's purest form: one of their own engaged in sacred lovemaking and all its glory. Tammy, the ingenue who starred, was said to have performed fellatio to her lovebird, engaged in coitus with her Romeo, before ending the sexcapade with a Bang! A bang in the little princess' tooshie that is.
And like all scandals, this one was spreading quicker than wildfire. Being in a tiny island like Singapore, one could almost smell Miss Tramp from where ever he or she is, let alone be enveloped by the gossiping, Singlish-style. Well, my opinion is that popularity do comes at a price. If little Tammy had been the school toilet auntie (no offence to any lavatory-cleaners out there), who's gonna be bothered to send that video to anyone, or bother to steal her precious handphone in the first place.
And things are heating up whether NYP will dismiss the girl. (Thus, allowing her to pursue her more carnal interests) Would it matter if the school is going to expel her or not? That wretched girl would probably migrate to another country (or planet) and change her name. (maybe disguise under a more innocent child-like name than Tammy).
But as you reap what you sow, that little angel sure is on a tight spot. (surely much tighter than the one on her before the incident) I guess precious Tammy had thought she was mature enough to handle challenges of adulthood so she had decided to go bounce her boyfriend's balls. Now little bunny has to try grabbing the raging-tattler-bull by the balls. She herself was responsible in ruining her own life and 2 names: Tammy (what a waste of such a cute name. there goes "Tammy" to SG's pornstar's hall of fame, right.... next to "Annabelle". yeah there you go.) and her school's reputation. (Oh well... someone must have a grudge against NYP to air the dirty laundry (read: school name) so boldly on Singapore's largest gazette). It's just too bad they didn't release this before the polytechnic registration, 'coz I am sure some people have regretted enrolling in a goodie-2-shoe school like mine instead of NaughtY Polytechnic. Well.. that's just too bad.
hmmmz, in the light of the bird-flu crisis, there is a shortage of Tami-flu. In Singapore though, we definately won't be getting enough of Tammy-hoo-hoos.
Tata~ ;)