chick chop chick chop

kfc's new o.r. chicken chop sure sucks.
It was a tiny pitiful piece of chicken, looking a little tad too pathetic (perhaps even more depressing than what the poor bird looked like before it was KFCed).
And, what's a chicken chop without its secret homemade sauce. Whether the gooey sauce that smothered the avian carcass was the same goop that drowned those whipped potatoes is anyone's (and should be everyone's) guess. Top it up with some processed chopped mushrooms and voila! The chicken sure looks miserable in its watery grave.
Unmentionables includes the side dishes. Fries? What fries? Such a meagre serving which only could mean a potato shortage! well, thank you for shortchanging my fries, I hope you enjoy your $5.95 you conned from me.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

To cover the full story, I must let you in the coleslaw. Seriously, WHAT'S IN THE COLESLAW?
man.... you are trying to market some coleslaw + raisins? What an amazing difference in taste! I could definately smell the wonderful sappy aroma of success in those veggies.

Oh, there's one thing I did like. The nice sleek black dish (the tomb which the chicken was laid to rest upon) was quite the suitable colour. yeah, it sure matched that dismay on my face.

well, that's my chicken round up! Bon appetit!

Note: This is skycruiser's personal opinion of the new KFC's Oh, ARGGHHHHHHH chicken CHOP (your wallet)! Blogspot is not liable in anyway in the dissatisfaction caused by the blogger's honest opinion of one of the most terrible meals he ever tasted. Please disregard this viewpoint if:
1. you are currently working(slaving) at KFC
2. you are a big fan of KFC's deep-fried remains of our avian friends (trust me, the blogger once was)
3. you are the chickren/grandchickren of the deceased chicken whom the blogger devoured without gusto and have intention to sue for mockery and disrespect of your late mother's noble contribution to mankind.