Flying off interCourse

Well.. It's Xmas Eve and to celebrate the vibrant pulsing Xmas Spirit, I have decided to create my original
Skycruiser's 10 Original Reasons Why a Plane Ride is Similar to Sex!

1. It's either a Fun or Bumpy Ride.

2. Both are supposed to get you High at some point.

3. You will need to take off. (your clothes or from the ground or both)

4. Both involves entering a body. (carnal or alloy based)

5. Low mileage don't get you far.

6. Doing it alone is just plain boring.

7. "I assure you, lady, the captain knows what he's doing."

8. All electronic devices which may interfere with the "navigation" should be switched off.

9. Good service is not guranteed.

10. Your first time is way overrated.

hoho... Have a blessed Christmas guys!